Posts made while pooping

Thinking about it, how would a country as Ukraine pay so much back? They will probably be in debt for decades

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Im going to get some nitro-whey ultra, drink lots of water and get my beef cake swole game on, fyi currently shitting out a beef cake at a cheese burger restaurant

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I personally enjoy a good beef, bacon, but pork bacon, and Duck bacon and Turkey is also pretty good

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You're unemployed

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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I'm looking at you through my ass Don't know how much gas I've passed Oh God it smells like disgusting But no one ever tells you

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I am not sure, but I also think there is a fable from Aesop that deals with this... Me, as a 12 year old: "I don't want to do #2 in the public restroom. What if some fat, nasty foreign man with a harry ass just took a big shit in there?" ::: 20 years later ::: ... Me, an overweight and nasty 32 year old foreign man with a harry ass that just took a tremendous shit in the subway station bathroom and has sweat beads on his forehead because there's no air conditioning nodding at a twelve your old boy who is now scared to use the toilet but is left with no other option.... :::: how the tables have turned!!! :::: Moral of the story: do not be afraid of #2 in the public bathroom - for you shall one day become what you fear most. Embrace it.

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Mine was scattered and all over the place, and more than a little gross, so I'm going with Joe Bidet

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If the world ended tomorrow and you can only save one species

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Vigorously have sex with your father

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I've never even heard about aliens eating. What do you think?

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I just don't want to. I feel like I'm going to miss out on something if I do

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Bet you I could kick your ass

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