Shitty Superpowers
and i mean human or animal ashes. you can pick the fruit. still has a slight aftertaste. no cooldown
But you immediately shit
Somewhere in the universe, there's another intelligent lifeform, with development at a stage roughly equal to our own. They make and share video recordings edited to be emotional, informative, inspirational, or entertaining, and you know and recognize all of it (translated to your native language, of course). You just don't know where they are, what they look like, the overall story lines, and possibly a way to convince anyone else that this is a real thing.
If they’re legally a doctor, it counts. You can decide to spare a doctor who touches you if you feel like it. If you touch them yourself, the power still activates.
You will no longer have to poop when you use it. It will be doubled and a random person will have to poop that amount
If you need to pee you can fly,l like Superman
Anyone that is targeted by this power will get the irresistible urge to watch the entire Shrek 2 movie from start to finish down to the last end credits no matter what happens. They will do anything to watch Shrek 2 such as buying the entire movie, pirating it online, or selling their own organs just to get a copy of Shrek 2 and watch it. They become hostile to anyone and anything that tries to stop them from watching Shrek 2 such as destroying the tv or pulling them away from the screen. They have no other will or desire but to watch Shrek 2 no matter the cost, even if it takes their own life. The power has a limit to only work on 5 people at once and could only be used again once one of them has successfully watched Shrek 2. There is also no cool down.
only lightly though
That one is actually real!
Only their complaints and negative thoughts constantly. You can't turn it off
even Silent farts. But making fart noises with your mouth immediately kills you and you explode
You have to ask them permission first and explain why you're asking otherwise you just smell stinky farts without the Power
Essentially you burn alive and can not regenerate
The planet, not the dog.
So gross!
Thanks to u/PhlubbaDubba for inspiring the idea!
Which means that you are surrounded by a fog of varying opacity. It might have some usefulness
You're entire memory. You can't pick certain memories, you can only erase all of it
You can erase them by sucking his cock or they are permanently stuck in your memory
The watermelons wont hurt you. They also taste just like normal melons
You technically could turn back but the spell requires speech and cognition... Neither of which a lamp has.