Love on a Leash - Romcom anomaly featuring uncomfortable storylines and the color green

Fans of Ralph the Movie Maker may have seen his review back in the day. If you haven’t experienced this dumpster fire in its entirety, then I have great (or devastating) news! Full movie available on YouTube. Also check out Ralph’s channel for added context and hilarity.

Synopsis: When a green-girl falls for a good-boi named Alvin Flang, her world (and yours) is turned upside down.

I’m uncomfortable. Is anyone else uncomfortable?