How will the sport of Conker recover from this

They tried filming in front of dead audiences but it just didn’t work as well

I thought that was cranberry juice?

Lived in Florida for almost a decade

Why do people like these?

I can’t believe it’s only 20 days until the country is on fire again

Oh god I’m so close, I’ve been edging this type of news for months, I’m going to turn to dust once I finally pop.

Don’t pick up the phone if someone is online… I’m old

You’d know, trust me

What about a spork

Militarized is a strong word here. Underneath the wrap and lights it’s still just a poorly made truck.

The only thing Trump’s sold out is his morals and his country.

No one really likes Joanne so they just pretend to be nice to her to get access to her horses. Oh how the tables have turned

Keychron! I have the same mic too

This wasn’t bullying though. Maybe I brought that poor soul a laugh.

Everything screams if you try hard enough

Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

Good to know. I’ll just go back to ignoring them

I’d like to hope maybe the scammer at least had a laugh. I’m sure they get much worse replies.