BananaPeal 4d ago • 100%
All that stuff is so bad for teenagers and addictive, they really ought to be outlawed! Oh yeah, the heroin sucks too.
BananaPeal 4d ago • 100%
Don't you think he looks tired?
BananaPeal 7d ago • 71%
To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they're rebelling.
BananaPeal 7d ago • 100%
I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don't have health insurance.
BananaPeal 1w ago • 100%
As someone from Maine, I wish articles would specify Oregon in their titles when mentioning Portland. I mean it was named after ours.
BananaPeal 1w ago • 100%
A droll factoid.
BananaPeal 1w ago • 100%
A little too real for work, huh? 😂
BananaPeal 1w ago • 100%
A Thanksgiving duck!
BananaPeal 2w ago • 100%
My first thought: "Princess Diana was a real person."
Derp
BananaPeal 2w ago • 90%
Holy motherforking shirtballs... someone stole my post idea!
BananaPeal 2w ago • 100%
Poop, pee, and in a pinch: hand washing and hydration.
BananaPeal 3w ago • 100%
Yes Babe, I am real man
BananaPeal 3w ago • 100%
Only if it's made with Fight Milk.
BananaPeal 3w ago • 100%
Similar to Pensacola Naval Air Station.
BananaPeal 3w ago • 100%
Is there a possibly that I'm pegrent?
BananaPeal 3w ago • 100%
Interested in seeing someone tear apart claims like this? Search Miniminuteman on YouTube. He has short and long form content. I have never cared about archeology in the past, but his snarky wit makes it interesting.
BananaPeal 3w ago • 100%
I'm in the US and I can do this. I call my primary care, they connect me with a nurse, and I tell them what's going on. They will then inform me if I should go to UC, ER, or wait for an appointment. The primary care office even has a walk in clinic as an option. This is why it's good to have a primary care physician, even if insurance doesn't require it.
BananaPeal 4w ago • 100%
Astroglide is perfect for this situation. It even has "glide" in the name!
BananaPeal 1mo ago • 100%
Lemmyvores?
Because he was born into a stable home.
It is advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day, but when? Just before bed is a gimme because you're about to lie mostly still for 6+ hours. Best to not leave food particles to fester. What's the best time for an earlier brushing? After breakfast? After lunch? After work/school? Plus, what's up with TV and movies having breakfast scenes where they get up and head right out the door? Did they already brush and now they're going to leave food to fester all day? Eww.
Wife and I decided to do another watch through before the new episodes. The 7 year old caught a couple and now he's hooked. His favorites to quote are Bender and Zoidberg. It's especially cute when he goes "wub wub wub!" At the grocery store. I'm so proud.
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