• warm water bidets exist, but cold water isnt as bad as you think
• no, thats a common misconception
• you can pat dry with a couple squares of TP, or keep a towel handy since you're clean now
• you ever see all the nooks and crannies of a butthole? You're going to hurt yourself before you're actually clean if you're just wiping with dry paper. You're smearing shit around your asshole and then going about your day with a shitty asshole acting like that's not a problem that needs solving

I always heard about it and thought there was no way that would work bc I didn't realize you were supposed to cut both ends

Bc every other smartwatch is miles behind apple tbh

Can’t on iOS though 😓

This is sort of old but I always make a point to recommend DiMarzio because nobody else seems to. I’ve seen all of the typical straplock designs fail, but I’ve never seen a DiMarzio strap fail. I straight up don’t trust anything else anymore

The first two things I noticed were that the quality of content tanked (which was already the lowest I’d ever seen before that), and unvetted racism shot up. I still access Reddit on occasion for some small communities, but I use Dystopia so I don’t provide ad revenue and I just don’t interact anymore. It’s like the active/reasonable adults left and it’s mostly kids and bots left posting and commenting.

That sounds like a lot of American hospitals tbh. Also like practically every nursing home over here.

See also: the war on drugs

Holy shit

It's poking fun at some shitty anti-protest country song that has lots of people upset rn

Tbh the list of kids shows without ska would be shorter. It's constantly used in scene transitions or just moments meant to be exciting, but some shows just straight up have Ska intro songs, like Phineas and Ferb. Hell, Scooby Doo had an entire episode about an undead ska band called Rude Boy and the Ska-tastics.

Eh, kids shows are full of Ska, which makes total sense because it is impossible not to feel happy and excited when you hear it.

So if you have kids, you're probably exposed to more Ska music than you realize.

I can't decide what's worse, this or the fact that my wife prefers flat drinks.

You don't have a finger dedicated to each button on the d-pad tbf. It's still considerably slower, but I would prefer a controller for most 2D games in general.

Thanks mang, that's awesome, those LTDs are sick

Bruh I logged into my Spotify account and it reactivated the Facebook account I had requested be deleted a more than a year prior

Thanks, I wasn't super happy with the color so I have swapped it since. I posted a current photo a few days ago

For real the cheap-ass bridge was an immediate giveaway

This is so much worse than I expected

I guess I should have known that was a thing. But also in my research I've just discovered that my new router is supposed to have an in-built ad blocker, but my ISP doesn't support that function so that's pretty cool.

Will look into a pihole setup now, thanks.