Iron_Lynx 6d ago • 83%
Sometimes the Foul Bachelor Frog was (is?) used for gender-agnostic scenarios. Foul Bachelorette Frog is for specifically female things.
Iron_Lynx 1w ago • 100%
Wouldn't EA be more Pride? Y'know, Pride & Accomplishment and all that jazz?
Iron_Lynx 1w ago • 91%
It's a tough Bill to swallow.
Because Bill fights back.
Iron_Lynx 2w ago • 100%
Diabel: Alright, looks like everyone's grouped up. Get plenty of rest tonight, people! We leave at noon!
Player 2: *Groans* Noon?
Player 3: That's so early!
Diabel: *Sighs* Alright. What about 1 o'clock?
Player 8: 1? Dude, come on!
Diabel: *Groans* God, fine! We leave at the crack of... 2:30, I guess. Lazy butts...
Player 4: Christ, I'm gonna have to set my alarm.
~Sword Art Online Abridged, episode 2
Iron_Lynx 2w ago • 100%
That only helps quiet down cars below 30 km/h. Above that speed, most noise is either rolling noise or wind noise.
Iron_Lynx 2w ago • 87%
I was in a train replacement coach the other week, and sitting behind me were some guys who were watching YT Shorts or TikTok (Probably the latter) over speakers. I didn't have my own earphones with me, so I had to hear his shit the whole way through.
If I was any sharper, I would have asked: "What gives you the confidence that any random person nearby appreciates what you're hearing?"
Iron_Lynx 3w ago • 92%
Something tells me this is satire.
Iron_Lynx 3w ago • 100%
Heck if I know.
Iron_Lynx 3w ago • 100%
You're
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Iron_Lynx 3w ago • 100%
Also, with regards to formatting, a manual line end, without the blank line in between, like a HTML tag <br />
, is achieved by having two spaces just before the line break.
Like this.
Iron_Lynx 3w ago • 100%
PILOT: dead bugs on windshield.
MECHANIC: live bugs on back order.
PILOT: suspect crack in windshield.
MECHANIC: suspect you're right.
PILOT: number 3 engine missing.
MECHANIC: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
On another note, I found a version closer to The Source:
right here
Iron_Lynx 3w ago • 100%
You can download it off the Devs, and it'll be free, but the UI is about as opaque as a foot-thick wall of lead.
Alternatively, you can buy the Steam version, and that one is way more accessible.
Iron_Lynx 3w ago • 100%
I remember seeing something like that years ago. A few more that popped to my memory just now:
PILOT: autopilot altitude hold has a 100 ft/min descent.
MECHANIC: cannot reproduce issue on ground.
PILOT: evidence of tyre leak in left main landing gear.
MECHANIC: evidence removed.
PILOT: [system] behaves funny.
MECHANIC: [system] has been firmly told to get their shit together and straighten up their act.
PILOT: strange sounds behind console. Sounds like a midget beating things with a hammer.
MECHANIC: hammer taken from midget
Iron_Lynx 3w ago • 100%
Moerasduits. Is dat goed genoeg?
Iron_Lynx 3w ago • 100%
Well, then have some proof:
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Iron_Lynx 3w ago • 100%
Oh damn!
It's time to wake up Green Day!
Iron_Lynx 3w ago • 100%
Maybe it's just me, but the second one in my brain gets voiced by LazerPig to the backing of Rule Britannia
Iron_Lynx 3w ago • 100%
Then it's an artificial satellite. And, tbh, isn't the ISS just a specific, very large artificial satellite?
TRANSCRIPT: Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel? Pet Store: Aluminum I think Me: So there's no nickel in this cage? Pet Store: Don't you dare! Me: It's a nickleless cage Pet Store: GET OUT! *[pictured is a long-haired Nicholas Cage, looking fabulous in the sun and wind. To his left, it's captioned with the text "Worth it"]*
Pretty much what it says on the tin. If I click the chain icon on a comment with MMB on the website (Lemmy.world, BE: 0.18.3, accessed via Firefox), it opens to a blank tab. If I do so with LMB, it works just fine.