LocalOaf 1h ago • 100%
He calmed down after some lap cuddles 
LocalOaf 1h ago • 100%
I went shopping today and gave them the paper bag from that to play with and he got the handles stuck around his neck and got scared and ran really fast under my bed with the bag around his neck like a superhero cape until it fell off
He got wet food and a lot of cuddles and head scritches to calm him down after that and I snipped the handles off the bag after that and he went back to napping but he was very upset by having the bag stuck to him
LocalOaf 1h ago • 100%
Many people are saying this
LocalOaf 1h ago • 100%
::: spoiler Kittenposting 💕🐈⬛ 🐈⬛ 💕
Curly and the sock monkey
Chairman Goggles, napping excellently
Curly, after getting mad at me calling him a sweet little gay baby for cuddling the monkey and swiping at my phone
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LocalOaf 1h ago • 100%
I simply Do Not Think About It 
The earthquake in 2001 scared the shit out of me as a kid and I've simply made my peace mentally about it
Knowing shit about geopolitical economy and climate crisis makes it a little more hand wavey than it'd be otherwise
LocalOaf 2h ago • 100%
Same
::: spoiler weird 👽, sexual Aliens with Not Male Or Female Junk
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LocalOaf 2h ago • 100%
Titties
OUT
NOT ONE NIP BACK
LocalOaf 2h ago • 100%
::: spoiler I'm not a catgirl but...
~Getting~ ~the~ ~cat~ ~thigh~ ~highs~ ~was~ ~one~ ~of~ ~my~ ~first~ ~post-eggcrack~ ~clothing~ ~acquisitions~
LocalOaf 2h ago • 100%
As a Mariners Sisyphus, I'm rooting for Teoscar and Chris Taylor
As a baseball fan that likes the Red Sox as my favorite AL East team, I'm rooting for Mookie, Joe Kelly and Ryan Brasier
As a Japanese American history buff that wants him to surpass Tungsten Arm O'Doyle, I'm rooting for Shohei
As a decent human being, I'm concocting elaborate hexes against the Yankees
LET'S GO DODGERS
LocalOaf 2h ago • 100%
Why must some bodies get the Pain Orbs
LocalOaf 2h ago • 100%
^No^ ^dude,^ ^fuck^ ^no^ ^dude^ 
(I do not know but would like to.) 
LocalOaf 2h ago • 100%
::: spoiler pain/dysphoria/genitals Getting torsion and a varicocele is what got me over my ambivalence about wanting an orchi
FUCK THAT
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LocalOaf 2h ago • 100%
DODGERS
LocalOaf 2h ago • 100%
HillaryHappyBirthdayToThisFuturePresident.jpg
LocalOaf 2h ago • 100%
I will not let the dysphoria demon win and tell me that my torso looks like that because it objectively doesn't despite what my brain wants to think
LocalOaf 2h ago • 100%
It's the fuckin' playoffs, bourgeois "democracy" can sunk my dunk 
LocalOaf 5h ago • 100%
I already did in retaliation for trying to salt the floor 
LocalOaf 8h ago • 100%
Mine's more "white knuckled rage at how angry I am about everything" kind of sobriety so far but I'm working on it
It can be useful fuel for getting shit done and pushing myself to improve
LocalOaf 8h ago • 100%
I've always kinda been the black sheep weirdo of the family even before coming out so I don't wanna lose Cool Aunt because she's overall really good to me but I feel like I'm always gonna be treated like a big dumb baby with a silly little whacky queer gender thing so idk call them "them" sometimes when you can remember to
I've thought about going by she/her and femming up more than I actually enjoy just to hammer "not a guy" home to people
They/them for me fit best I think but normies suck at it
Neopronouns mite b cool but that'd go over even worse than they/them
Fuck, I dunno. This shit kinda sucks. Must be a breeze being cis, couldn't be me
LocalOaf 10h ago • 100%
Don't really know the lore but I think Kirby's a transdimensional universal friend
 (November Kelly voice) 1960s woman dysphoria Also the source of the "Death Grips (Next Grips)" sample from their debut EP (I'm pretty sure it's this and not the Nancy Sinatra version but I might be wrong)
Love me some Brynn   Her interviews with Michael S Judge and  are really good too if you haven't seen them and Beep Beep Lettuce and Generation Loss are always good listens too imo
One of my favorites from her and favorite music videos overall Perfect for spooky season 
when the Minecraft LSD mod showcase vid has a banger track   
oops sry thought this was the google #  # 💻 # ✨💕♂️♂️💕✨ # 🏳️🌈🥣🐅🐅⚾🏳️🌈
  Luigi uses all the money he made from vacuumimg the haunted hotel to lobby for the senior senator from West Virginia
#   🎙️🎶 🎶*When it was nineteen seventeen*🎶 🎶*It was a very good year*🎶     
# ***BOGO*** sticks. :kelly:
Brilliant product pitch for Shark Tank to sell to the Black Rifle Coffee demographic ::: spoiler sex toy mention A wearable buttplug with internal baffles like a gun suppressor that silences your farts called the SBD covert posterior armor ::: "SBD: We'll cover your six so you don't ND and give away your position in your AO"  💨  Alternatively we could sell this to the DoD for JSOC guys to stealthily infiltrate Venezuela without alerting the antifa fisherman supersoldiers with their farts, then we give Maduro a secret signal that does the IOF Lebanese pagers move and they get their asses (literally)
hexbear.net
LET'S ***GOOOOO***  
 "rather"  "geegaws"  "cray-zeee"  "muthafuckas"  saying "Trump" sounds like the noise Yoshi makes sticking out his tongue C. Derrick Varn "kluge"
This is get naked and glue fruity pebbles all over our dinks and kickflip over a brontosaurus 
(not mine) I hate how much I like this. It'd be stupidly overpriced to do on a .22LR plinker but I just think it's neat. 
SQUIGGLY FRET 7 STRING  Xenharmonic stuff that isn't super dissonant is so cool to me, this is really calming and beautiful but also really alien and kind of eerie and mysterious sounding 
Solo side project from one of Vildhjarta's guitarists The most recent release under Stoort Neer is a full band with a vocalist and more post-hardcore/skramz-y Love the weird guitar tone and rubbery twangy bending thing he does 
Checked a notification I got in the trans mega and the comment chain doesn't appear, and the original post for the mega about Leslie Feinberg displays but none of the comments appear for me. When I go to the c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns page, no threads appear. Did the com get scrubbed or is this some bug on my end? 
 sick Banjo ROMhacks incoming
   
Target Locator go brrrrrrr