Don't! Be evil!

One of the three carriers in Canada is about to do away with prepaid entirely in December. That said, I have a pretty affordable monthly plan and I buy my phones outright.

Well, yeah, in their mind Democrats aren't Americans.

Got it, pump sulfur into the atmosphere to stop climate change.

Too spicy for me

So fucking weird.

disagree with LGBT

Then I disagree with your existence too, dipshit.

I just ask Jellyseerr and it goes and gets everything ready for me.

"My nipples! They explode with delight!"

But he's not a woman.

Genuinely surprised and disheartened to learn that Karl Rove is still alive.

"Behold, a house!"

Looks cool! Oh... it's already on my wishlist!

Tool did that once. Die Eier von Satan. It's a pretty different recipe than scones, though.

I genuinely am pretty stable under pressure. What happens, though, is that work will just keep piling on the pressure until you hit your breaking point.

Sorry, but the only sports games I play are racing games. So not all Canadians.

Wouldn't that be sloth, though?

Edit: I hadn't expanded the image. I was clearly too slothful.

Weird

It's impressive that he managed to avoid touching any grass for 11 years!