Fake Rolex Explorer and a shitty clone two-tone pistol. That’s the bodega owner’s special.

Nope, not even close. How the other 0.5% live.

I’m not sure how many bands even sit in the widely known and also disliked by most Venn diagram. The only example I can even think of is Phish, which I can’t stand but I know a guy who lives his whole life around their touring schedule.

Eichhörnchenimbisszeitregen

Regex filtering, so I can add “Reddit”.

I sure wish the Reddit-obsessed would stick to their Reddit community. I am so sick of hearing about that place.

Heh. I love the standard joke too. In my case I was an adult visiting the equivalent of a “dude ranch” during Stampede in Calgary. Maybe camp was the wrong term, as people probably envision Wet Hot American Summer style camp for kids.

Jessica. Because we got it on on a blanket under a warm starry night at summer camp.

People have been having sex in the backs of taxis and Ubers for decades. That’s with another human in there. I suspect more people are willing to do stuff in a car when they feel like they are alone (they are being recorded on video). Especially inebriated people who are headed somewhere to have sex anyway.

This also presumes that aspects of the root cause are changeable. I grew up with a guy who became an incel in the pure sense, not political sense.

The poor guy was hit with the ugly stick very badly, and then had an accident that left him partially disabled.

When puberty hit and everyone became horny assholes, he had a double whammy of being a horny asshole too, but getting ignored (at best) or out-right derision from the teen girls he expressed interest in. He was also self-aware enough to both know that he was a hypocrite because he only wanted to date an attractive woman, and that he understood that goes both ways (societally and biologically) so he went into a cycle of vocal self-loathing.

You can guess the rest. Those behaviors compounded and altered his personality to the point he was no longer the happy go lucky ugly ass dude and was now the guy who was just as ugly on the inside as the outside and no one wanted to be around that negativity.

I have no idea what happened to him after college as I never went back to my HS town after my parents moved away from it. I would like to think he is doing better with age and therapy, but I doubt it.

And the logo is a scorpion for some reason?

I also fell asleep in the third quarter, but google tells me it was a 19-3 win for the Red Stallions.

Steh auf!

I’ve been in multiple fantasy football leagues over the years that have had teams named “Orange Line Jumper”.

I am checking into a game time bot that will update a post in real-time. Not sure it will be ready this week.

Not much, what’s a gcup with you?

I guess Gregg Williams was inspired by Ted Lasso and went to England?

No, but doctors are generally empathetic people. When I turned 45, I needed the exam for the first time. When I was bottomless and bent over the table, I told my doctor that I was very nervous about it.

He said to just try and relax and he placed a hand on my right should to reassure me. When the exam started, I said I was still nervous and so he placed his other hand on my other shoulder to continue to reassure me.

It’s one more, isn’t it?

I always wonder how long a fresh coat of paint stays clean there. Every picture I’ve seen has moldy and flaking paint.

Is Mattlanta going to be a thing again? I’m here for it.