She'll be back.
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 13h ago 100%

    She couldn't even crack a smile before she scrambled out of there.

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  • Might need some cigs too...
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 2d ago 100%

    Ya coffee doesn't do anything for me, but I do like the taste. It's mainly about just having something warm to drink, whether it's coffee, tea or hot chocolate for me.

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  • Might need some cigs too...
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 2d ago 100%

    I go through phases... I'll drink tons of coffee then end up not touching it for days or even weeks at a time. (Right now it's been nearly a week.)

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  • PIC
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 2d ago 100%

    Looks like an archives building. It's still done roughly the same except it's shelves of boxes holding the records and you ride in a glorified electric forklift that can take you up and down with a small workspace attached. (Basically just a box with a shelf table so you can sign the records as they're taken out/ returned.)

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  • Donald Trump Is Deteriorating
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 3d ago 100%

    Sure, but if he chokes on a hamburger not one of them is going to suddenly turn into nice people or give up their positions. They're just going to try to find a better mascot to fill the clown shoes. Even if it takes years to do.

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  • Donald Trump Is Deteriorating
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 4d ago 94%

    He may be, but the rest of his party isn't. He's only the mascot.

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  • Buyers Are Avoiding Teslas Because Elon Musk Has Become So Toxic
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 6d ago 100%

    At least the toyota guy is lifting his legs and putting some effort into that jump.

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    Alex Jones, among many other speakers, riling up the Trump mob to attack the Capitol and install Trump as dictator
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 1w ago 100%

    As they always do. It's always the lippy little bitches that act all tough until the shit gets real, then they're nowhere to be found.

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  • Israel bombs Catholic church in Lebanon
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 1w ago 100%

    That's weird, still works for me.

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  • Israel bombs Catholic church in Lebanon
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 1w ago 100%

    It's still there, just further down the page.

    Earlier we reported on the deaths of five health workers in an Israeli strike in Derdghaiya, southern Lebanon last night.

    The government-run Lebanese Civil Defence emergency service says the five workers were waiting in a makeshift centre in a church hall in the southern town of Derdghaiya when it was hit by an Israeli air strike.

    We've spoken to Father Maurice Khoury, head of the St George'sCatholic parish church there, who says those killed were "a model for humanity and chivalry. They sacrificed their lives for the wellbeing of others".

    Father Maurice adds that parishioners and villagers tell him there was no military presence on church grounds, and no gunmen in the vicinity. He says he doesn’t know how the health workers “would have a target on their backs?"

    Father Maurice, who left the village on 22 September right before the Israeli escalation, says the health workers killed were looking after the 200-400 displaced people seeking shelter there.

    "The church's two halls were filled with IDPs [international displaced persons]. The Civil Defense used to come with food, water and aid. They were the only one supplying aid to the IDPs," Father Maurice tells us.

    He says one of those who was killed was "the pinnacle of generosity" while another "was a member of my parish. He was my right-hand man. He strived to provide a dignified life for his wife and three daughters. What wrong did they do?"

    Israel says it only attacks military targets and the town was in an area which the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) had warned people to leave.

    The BBC has approached the IDF for comment.

    With additional reporting by Joanna Majzoub.

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  • What Happened To Duracell PowerCheck?
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 2w ago 100%

    You can do that with the 9 volt batteries and feel how much "tingle" they have, but never heard of it working with aa batteries. Wouldn't he have to stick the whole thing in his mouth to complete the circuit?

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    Different rules
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 2w ago 100%

    A Gallimimøøse once bit my sister.

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  • Outrage over farmer accused of feeding women to pigs
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 3w ago 87%

    And I was just going to comment "What year is it??"

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  • Why are Russians struggling to access YouTube?
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 3w ago 100%

    Have they tried turning their government off and on again?

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  • A US bomb from World War II explodes at a Japanese airport, causing a large crater in a taxiway
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 3w ago 73%

    If the guys that made Internet Explorer also made bombs...

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  • Funniest answer wins!
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 3w ago 100%

    Speaking from experience, I had a roommate once that kept "borrowing" my tp and would never replace it, so one time when I went to the bathroom to discover I was out of shit tickets I ended up using his socks that were in the dryer.

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  • Honest Government Ad | TRUMP 2024 🇺🇸 [satire]
  • Rocketpoweredgorilla Rocketpoweredgorilla 3w ago 100%

    Yup sounds about right lol

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  • I tried looking around a little and it sounds really scammy to me. All the contact info and domain registrars is listed "redacted for privacy." Personally the whole thing seems to smell funny to me but I could be wrong. Anyone used or heard of this site before? I just want to make sure my daughter isn't going to get screwed over

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    https://i.imgur.com/3omqfQa.jpg

    In the background of the one pic you can see one of the abandoned schoolhouses in the distance. ![](https://i.imgur.com/czbzvEM.jpg)

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    https://i.imgur.com/DqZMR6j.jpg

    I didn't get a closer pic of this one sadly because a)Bees and b) I got distracted by the old Fargo that's directly behind me in this pic.

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    More pics https://imgur.com/gallery/Ot00Jq8

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    https://i.imgur.com/vqLvb7U.jpg

    An old Fargo truck rotting away in southern Manitoba. More pics of it here https://imgur.com/gallery/y4zdhCj

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    >"How to get thousands of people to send you money with little to no effort. Send $5 and a self addressed stamped envelope to..." I've always wondered how many people fell for that.

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    Obituaries Rocketpoweredgorilla 12mo ago 95%
    'Friends' Star Matthew Perry Dead at 54 ... After Apparent Drowning
    www.tmz.com

    Well that was unexpected. Rip Matthew

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    Obituaries Rocketpoweredgorilla 12mo ago 100%
    Actor Richard Moll, Bailiff On The Original Sitcom 'Night Court,' Dies At 80
    www.huffpost.com

    Rip Bull.

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    https://i.imgur.com/9KPcVBj.jpg

    I saw the String cheese post so I thought I'd share my own "slightly beyond best before date" consumable. I used to have two of them that I had found in my attic under some insulation, but the other one froze in my garage and broke open. (No, it did NOT smell pleasant. I'm pretty sure whatever vile liquid is in that thing does not resemble beer in any way, shape, or form.) It's perched on a flashlight to try and show the sediment that's built up on the bottom of the bottle. Advertisement for the beer https://stubby.ca/view-ad.php?id=19

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    She decided to strike just as I took the pic.
    https://i.imgur.com/lQOv0qm.jpg

    Non-blurry pic for reference https://i.imgur.com/9hxuJk1.jpg

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    https://i.imgur.com/pXdTg8q.jpg

    Personally I like this one better than the original one with the doofus.

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    https://i.imgur.com/9hxuJk1.jpg

    My daughter found her alone on the side of a gravel road yesterday morning and brought her to my house. We think she's about 6 weeks old. I had to edit the post title three times because she keeps stepping on the keyboard to attack and viciously lick my fingers.

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