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"And no, I don't know why he costs $300."
Shkshkshk
2d ago
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"Also, he only exists for one of two reasons. Either he is going to have drugs tested on him in a lab (no fur means easy access to the skin) or a breeder was using him to store the genes of a recessive coloration pattern they like. If you still want one, get a heating pad for him to to stand on and some blankets for him to tunnel under, and hope he doesn't pee on the heating pads too much."
My favorite pastime is telling people all about skinny pigs. [@guineapigs](https://lemmy.world/c/guineapigs) "Here's a picture of a scrotum with a mustache. He will never know what warmth feels like. If you want him, you're going to have to pick between his happiness and safety. If you want him to be happy and get him a friend to live with, when they argue his friend will bite him in the rump, and he's going to be constantly sick. If you want him to be safe, just get him, but he might actually die of loneliness." [\#guineapigs](https://dice.camp/tags/guineapigs)
Shkshkshk
3d ago
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Nah, makes sense to me
Shkshkshk
2w ago
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@Ziggurat
Oh let me tell you about the D&D campaign I'm in. The first six months were nuts: We got hired to pick one of the emperor's 60-something kids to be appointed as the heir. By the time we left, there were four kids left alive.
Last session was a bit nuts. We got an angel fired from his job because he was bullying a snail, then had to resolve a custody battle between a coven of witches. We are level 4.
Shkshkshk
2w ago
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@Crafter72
I watched a good chunk of it when it was first coming out, but I had to drop it because i was frankly not in a good enough place to hear the things that show was trying to say.
Shkshkshk
2w ago
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I already know pokemon. I'm making an active effort to not be into pokemon anymore.
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As a kid i wasnt allowed to watch tv or play videogames, so I've been trying to catch up on the childhoods everyone else had.
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Trying to get out of MTG, not interested in the Pokemon TCG or the One Piece TCG because their mechanics aren't interesting to me, and there is no amount of money you could pay me to deal with the average Yu-Gi-Oh player. The Digimon TCG seems cool, though.
Been thinking of watching the old Digimon anime. Is this a good idea? Am I about to go into debt for a new TCG? [@asklemmy](https://lemmy.ml/c/asklemmy)
Are there any animes or TV shows you can't stop recommending? [@asklemmy](https://lemmy.world/c/asklemmy)
Shkshkshk
1mo ago
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It's September.
Shkshkshk
2mo ago
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@Dagnet @dragontamer
I saw a video of a guy doing breaststroke in full plate mail once. Sure, it was rough for him, and he was already pretty fucking good at swimming, but he didn't sink like metal Mario or anything like that.
Shkshkshk
3mo ago
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@The_Picard_Maneuver
Does that really count as cheese, though?
Shkshkshk
3mo ago
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@The_Picard_Maneuver
I am so grateful I have never played with someone like this
Reef Blower, as a crunchy gif [@196](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/196) Gonna delete this in a bit because I like my server
Shkshkshk
4mo ago
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My group's campaign started with us being called in to select the next heir, which involved investigating the sins of the imperial harem. When we got there, there were about 60 children and 12 viable heirs. Currently, there are 5 remaining children and 2 viable heirs.
Shkshkshk
4mo ago
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@nothacking @Stamets @rpgmemes
Thats just dnd in general right there
Shkshkshk
4mo ago
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Are we playing the same campaign? Lol
Shkshkshk
4mo ago
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@edgemaster72
I like playing evil dickasses. Thankfully all of Eberron is morally grey at best. House Jorasco, for example, happens to be "what if the U.S. Healthcare System, in addition to being extortionate and evil, was also part of the executive branch?"
To be fair, the god I picked would probably disapprove of me being extortionate. But it's not like there aren't priests living absurdly wealthy lives that Jesus sure wouldn't approve of. #joelosteen
Shkshkshk
4mo ago
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@dnd
Didnt have space to clarify details about my character. In Eberron, being a priest just means you went to seminary, so it's totally reasonable for him to claim to be a wizard priest. Since he has the Mark of Healing, I'm going to rp him as the embodiment of the American Healthcare system, charging money for healing. Figured Pact of the Archfey would be most useful in huckstering.
Good Archfey patron for a warlock? [@dnd](https://lemmy.world/c/dnd) I have made a Jorasco halfling warlock who is a priest of Kor Korron, which I will be playing in an [#eberron](https://dice.camp/tags/eberron) campaign. (Specifically, he is a priest of Kor Korron, pretends to be a wizard among his peers, but likes to pass himself off as a cleric in public.) I am not very familiar with Thelanis, but I understand there is a fae court there. Do any of you have ideas for which archfey I should suggest to my [#DM](https://dice.camp/tags/DM)? [\#dnd](https://dice.camp/tags/dnd) [#ttrpgs](https://dice.camp/tags/ttrpgs) [#rpgs](https://dice.camp/tags/rpgs) [#ttrpg](https://dice.camp/tags/ttrpg) [#rpg](https://dice.camp/tags/rpg) [#roleplaying](https://dice.camp/tags/roleplaying)
Are there furry [#ttrpgs](https://dice.camp/tags/ttrpgs)? [@furry](https://pawb.social/c/furry) Got on a train of thought while debating What To Do With Orcs (I don't see how to fit them within my [#dnd](https://dice.camp/tags/dnd) setting) when I realized that I could just have [#Anthro](https://dice.camp/tags/Anthro) [#Hamsters](https://dice.camp/tags/Hamsters) fill their role. (I mean, they may be small, but I know my hampner would bite my finger off if I let him. Imagine one the size of a person) Which made me think, "Why not go all in on the furry?" My question is, has a [#furry](https://dice.camp/tags/furry) [#ttrpg](https://dice.camp/tags/ttrpg) been done? Like, one where you can [#roleplay](https://dice.camp/tags/roleplay) as your [#fursona](https://dice.camp/tags/fursona)?
Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke. [@196](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/196)
Those are some strange looking ferrets . . . [@guineapigs](https://lemmy.world/c/guineapigs)
Are there FOSS alternatives to Roll20? [@dnd](https://lemmy.world/c/dnd) I did a little googling and spotted Foundry Virtual Tabletop, but I haven't been able to explore many alternatives yet. Which ones are good? [\#foss](https://dice.camp/tags/foss) [#opensource](https://dice.camp/tags/opensource) [#DnD](https://dice.camp/tags/DnD) [#ttrpg](https://dice.camp/tags/ttrpg) [#rpg](https://dice.camp/tags/rpg) [#dungeonsanddragons](https://dice.camp/tags/dungeonsanddragons)
[\#DnD](https://dice.camp/tags/DnD) DMs of the [#Fediverse](https://dice.camp/tags/Fediverse): Have you ever made a PC race illegal? [@dnd](https://lemmy.world/c/dnd) I am feeling inspired by [#mcdm\_productions](https://dice.camp/tags/mcdm_productions) worldbuilding where all Dragonborn have a bounty on their heads, which was set by the current king. I would like to do something similar in mine with Orcs, but I'm not sure how to handle that lore-wise.
Me and my friends meeting up after a stressful week. [@196](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/196)
I took psychic damage seeing this. Now I pass this curse onto you. [@196](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/196) [https://youtube.com/shorts/PHpOdkbQenY?si=w8sD\_PqgYsg2W7\_e](https://youtube.com/shorts/PHpOdkbQenY?si=w8sD_PqgYsg2W7_e)
Happy hungry munchies! I put the camera in their cage, and Oreo was curious about it. [@guineapigs](https://lemmy.world/c/guineapigs) [\#petsofmastodon](https://dice.camp/tags/petsofmastodon) [#pets](https://dice.camp/tags/pets) [#cavies](https://dice.camp/tags/cavies) [#guineapig](https://dice.camp/tags/guineapig) [#guineapigs](https://dice.camp/tags/guineapigs) [#caviesofmastodon](https://dice.camp/tags/caviesofmastodon) [#guineapigsofmastodon](https://dice.camp/tags/guineapigsofmastodon) [#cavylove](https://dice.camp/tags/cavylove) [#cavy](https://dice.camp/tags/cavy)
I took a time-lapse of my little #gorditos getting treats @196@lemmy.blahaj.zone #guineapigs #guineapigsofmastodon #petsofmastodon #cavylove #pets 
This is what its like working in childcare. Kids do stuff like this all the time. [@196](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/196) [\#daycare](https://dice.camp/tags/daycare) [#children](https://dice.camp/tags/children) [#education](https://dice.camp/tags/education) [#childcare](https://dice.camp/tags/childcare)
Why are all the [#peertube](https://dice.camp/tags/peertube) instances [#defederated](https://dice.camp/tags/defederated) from each other? [@nostupidquestions](https://lemmy.world/c/nostupidquestions) Has there been drama over there? Is there a functional reason? Also if you know any good channels, @ them below
Why are all the [#peertube](https://dice.camp/tags/peertube) instances defederated from each other? [@fediverse](https://lemmy.world/c/fediverse) Has there been drama over there or something?
Are there any good Peertube channels? [@asklemmy](https://lemmy.world/c/asklemmy)
Queer.af [#mastodon](https://dice.camp/tags/mastodon) instance was taken down by the [#taliban](https://dice.camp/tags/taliban) [@196](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/196) Cross-posted from [https://makai.chaotic.ninja/notes/9poqkck6bq](https://makai.chaotic.ninja/notes/9poqkck6bq)
New research shows that the insects flying around the streetlights are in fact in a living hell that we made for bugs. [@science](https://lemmy.world/c/science) [https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-024-44785-3](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-024-44785-3) Essentially, their tiny bug brains think the light is the sunset, so they keep turning to keep the "sun" at the same angle so they can go "straight." No matter how far they fly, they don't make any progress. They are trapped in this little hell we made just for them, not understanding why they can't get to where they are going.