Can we not make this some sort of weird rivalry because the refs fucked us? It wasnt Newcastles fault.

Simple solution, make all outfield players play while wearing straightjackets?

I do wonder what the actual wording on instances like this is, you're right that no contact was made - but Rashford had to jump to avoid contact, if he hadnt had to jump over the GK, he would've still been in control of the ball and would've had a potential goal scoring opportunity.

Mate just shut up?