At least it’s not sanguineous or we might have to take you back to theatres.

Pulling shit out of the ground and inflating a housing bubble.

Spoken like someone who has never had fresh coconut water straight from a fresh coconut.

So just ignore the apex and outside track limits and if a driver tries to overtake you while you’re both running wide they’ll get a penalty. Cool cool FIA. What a joke of a ‘sport’.

Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.

I have family who work in the university sector. They frequently say people would shocked by what would come out if there ever was a royal commission into the field.

Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.

It time to commit puts on sunglasses burger regicide

We didn’t start the music, it was always playing since the world was turning

Being surrounded by yes men and snorting buckets of cocaine will do that to you.

America will be like ‘We’ve ask israel (the accused btw) to investigate themselves’ meanwhile israel says ‘yeah right’ and does fuck all for a year and a half while the weapons keep in coming. Finally they admit that they did deliberately target UN peacekeepers, but by that point everyone has forgotten and if you bring it up you’ll be called antisemitic.

Protecting our community profits

Too bad my life is a horror story.

Well if we’re going through another doomsday scenario then hopefully this one puts us out of our misery this time.

It cost about 10 billion to end homelessness in America for a year. You could have had that, but instead America’s leaders want to kill Gaza's children.

I think I heard from somewhere that while that might have worked decades ago the cartels have diversified their ‘business’ to the point where drug legalisation wouldn’t kill them. We should still legalise drugs but I doubt they’ll fix the cartel issue.

‘But you don’t have to live in the place where the jobs are’

Or just build more public housing. It can be nice. It doesn’t have to be dystopian blocks in the sky and it should target all price ranges so that poverty isn’t just entrenched into public housing blocks.

Down payment assistance is just going to drive prices up.

Next up, contagious teratomas