bmsok 2mo ago • 100%
Self proclaimed billionaire can't afford a podium that doesn't wobble during deranged rant
bmsok 3mo ago • 100%
My parents didn't smoke but that's literally how I knew the babysitter was gone and my parents were home from a night out.
bmsok 3mo ago • 100%
There's a real time and place for every human being to eat the sloppiest sandwich ever made. And it's fucking delicious. Every time.
bmsok 3mo ago • 100%
I've said it before but I'll say it again. I've met Gretchen and her daughters on a few very unofficial occasions. She's polite, gracious, helpful, and gives zero fucks.
There was a podcast that was put out last week where she was promoting her book and swearing her motherfucking ass off like a true Michigander. Legend.
bmsok 3mo ago • 100%
It's a quirky pretentious thing that they take pride in. It's not Ohio State University. It's THE Ohio State University
bmsok 3mo ago • 100%
Fair point. I wonder what the weather is like up there on those high horses
bmsok 3mo ago • 83%
If you're from the Midwest and don't call it THE Ohio State University you've immediately lost my trust. And I didn't even go there.
bmsok 3mo ago • 100%
Onward to the paper, my noble steed!
bmsok 4mo ago • 100%
Fuckin' oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.
bmsok 4mo ago • 100%
Gretchen is such a wonderful person, too. I used to deliver groceries to her and her family. She just used an app with the username Gretchen W. She always helped me get the groceries from my car and into the kitchen if she was home.
Her daughters were also extremely polite and willing to help.
bmsok 4mo ago • 100%
I'd take a Whitmer-Buttigieg ticket in a millisecond.
bmsok 4mo ago • 94%
Worst debate in United States history.
bmsok 4mo ago • 100%
Do we have clearance, Clarence?
I know. Different movie but I couldn't resist.
bmsok 4mo ago • 100%
So THAT'S what was leaving the ring in my toilet back in college!
...right?
bmsok 4mo ago • 100%
And if anyone is having trouble with that, talk it out with a professional.
bmsok 4mo ago • 100%
Machete guy knows he can gut you like a fish. Dude did his service... but those eyes say he's been to hell and back.
Take a note from the movie Tropic Thunder: ![](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Flemmy.world%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F5a40b58d-0f37-4d0f-ba31-131bdd90aa91.png)
Nothing makes sense. It's been oversimplified to the point where it's been dumbed down to its core.
Never knew it was actually about the pupper
Things are going downhill far too quickly. Attention grabbing headlines and no useful content from articles rule the internet. It makes no sense. I cannot understand if this is due to AI, corporate greed, propaganda, or a mixture of all of the above. I love exploring new and creative content. It brings me such great joy to learn new things. Recently I've felt that I've been backed into a corner on every platform/service that I use and can't get out of getting the same spoon-fed content they think I'll like rather than allowing me to actually discover something fun and new.
When you bend over in the kitchen and your fart harmonizes with that one creaky floorboard.
Hi everyone. I just wanted to let you know how wonderful its been to jump from the old place to here over the last few months. Nearly every conversation I've had here has been thoughtful, fun, and informative... Keep up the good work, you beautiful people.
NHL rescinds ban on rainbow-colored Pride tape, allowing players to use it on the ice this season
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