Thanks!!

Sometimes English feels like the lost-sock bin in an apartment building’s laundry room (yes, “kingly”, “regal”, “royal”, and “queenly” are almost synonyms), but I’m delighted to learn English borrowed “formic” along the way.

Thank you. SCOTUS will absolutely cite this again during the next round of layoffs of long-held civil rights.

MFW SMH my head

at the ATM machine

Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

Better fire up the ol YouTube machine and search for is Biden actually satin or q real drops

Oh phew. I was really hoping to find out what some 18th-century British-Empire traitor’s hot take was.

🦶 👎

🫛 👍

Sounds like feeteater to me

You’re wrong. They also do this in North Korea.

Their drag name?

Rachel Tensions

Why’s it say km

Oh Jesus Christ if I have to ever see someone’s fireworks pics ever again please use this pillow to suffocate me. Also individuals’ moon shots. Just please no.

I thought so too. Until I saw Bloomberg try.

Well I was raised in a world where at least a few public school teachers and grownups said, inter alia, that:

• “[The United States of] America’s the best country on Earth”, and that
• “In [the United States of] America, any citizen can become president”.

Phew. THANK YOU!!

k but != ≠ ≠

The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.

True, but I feel like in these discussions I really need to know which fruit it was that God was chatting with Great-Grandma about that afternoon.

I feared Trump a lot less after Bush broke me. I fear another Trump less even. Younger, more idealistic me would vomit with disappointment in my shrugging and sighing instead of seething and yelling.