it seems that America will follow them into war with anyone

tfw You're a cat that can jerk off

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I don't know how to specifically tell you that it's really fucking bad other than the fact that I can never figure things out without looking them up because it's really bad and it's not good and that's why I can't

i like to speak in question marks? good? im not being sarcastic?

in case this isnt a joke, how the fuck would that help?

they bury it in dirty diapers and then they go over it with the crazy steamroller that has spikes on the wheel to make sure everything's nice and flat

Mastodon has shitty clients, the servers are slow and the communication across them is buggy. some things are still just broken.

typically I'll open the android client and stare for 15 seconds at a spinning "wait" symbol, and then I'll close it and not look at it for the rest of the day.

maybe it's the instance that I'm on? or maybe it's something else.

no like giant bugs

yea a lot of people have kids and get fat

my passion is jerking off constantly

"He's doing a good job,"

thanks, Hitler

ive been enjoying bluesky more than twitter. i just wish more bug accounts would migrate. i post on both platforms with a script that i wrote and my engagement/followers ratio is far higher

pay to win pay to shit your pants pay to get ripped off

i dunno it sounds like this guy got pretty screwed https://lemmy.world/comment/12967158

We had actually opened the patient and were in the process of sort of preparing their organs, at which point the ventilator triggered and so the anesthesiologist at the head of the table spoke up and said, ‘Hey, I think this patient might have just breathed,’” Cannon later told NPR in an interview. “If the patient breathes, that means they’re not brain dead.”

Nevertheless, a representative from the OPO wanted to proceed anyway, Cannon says.

interesting

not if you're a wizard

maybe he had to take a shit

death

I have trouble displaying like 10% of the internet