rob_t_firefly
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If you watch Titanic in reverse it's about a sad lady floating on a door who idly fishes a cute boy out of the ocean and brings him onto a big fancy steamship that has conveniently sprouted up over by an iceberg, where they have steamy no-strings vacation sex until they split up because they each find new boyfriends on the ship they'd rather go to Europe with.
rob_t_firefly
2d ago
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"Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil! Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you! Hey, hey! Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you!"
rob_t_firefly
2d ago
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I grew up with food insecurity being a regular thing. Even though my wife and I are, fortunately, both doing reasonably well professionally and have no trouble affording or obtaining groceries, my wife has been very kind about my ingrained need to make sure our well-stocked pantry still contains the big packs of dried rice and dried beans I've been conditioned to always have on hand in case things get That Bad again.
rob_t_firefly
2d ago
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There's a chance it could bore the attacker into leaving.
rob_t_firefly
2d ago
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They've all been scooped up by scalper bots already, sorry.
rob_t_firefly
2d ago
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I think I read that fanfic.
rob_t_firefly
2d ago
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The gamer also added a bunch of heat sinks and case fans and now nothing gets hot enough to cook.
rob_t_firefly
2d ago
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Claudette:
He’s always bugging me about my house. Fifteen years ago, we agreed, that house belongs to me. Now the value of the house is going up and he’s seeing dollar signs. Everything goes wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me, and I’m dying.
Lisa:
You’re not dying, mom.
Claudette:
I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.
Lisa:
Look, don’t worry about it. Everything will be fine. They’re curing lots of people every day.
Claudette:
I’m sure I’ll be alright.
rob_t_firefly
3d ago
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The storm in Life Is Strange was hella intense.
rob_t_firefly
3d ago
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Reminds me of when the Super Mario All-Stars version of Super Mario Bros 3 added thunder and lightning to the background of the Koopa airships. It may have been the coolest upgrade to the whole vibe of that game.
rob_t_firefly
3d ago
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And it's got a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.
rob_t_firefly
3d ago
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It feels intangibly relevant somehow that Alec Guinness was wearing a toupee when he played original Obi-Wan.
rob_t_firefly
3d ago
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PS move to box in basement of mom house next to old Christmas lights, sister rocking horse, and grandma knitting needles.
rob_t_firefly
3d ago
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"More broccoli?"
"It isn't broccoli I want... it's... you!"
rob_t_firefly
5d ago
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At Elon's Tesla robots are secretly humans, and at Elon's Twitter human users are secretly bots.
rob_t_firefly
5d ago
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"Its price," not "it's."
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  I got a new passport and learned you can get any image you want printed onto a passport holder, and this had to happen. I briefly considered making some original cover art based on how the Guide itself is described in the story, but I then thought about all the reasons not to pull out something that says "DON'T PANIC" in large, friendly letters in view of some jittery border guard who may not get the literary reference.
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