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Channel is brand of perfume featuring JLo and a book are those hard paper things you use to prop up your monitor to eye level
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The writing in that first panel is genuinely hilarious.
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One of the oldest Chinese restaurants in the UK crams all foreigners upstairs to share tables with random strangers, where cutlery is thrown at you carelessly and the waiter tuts if you don't give them a string of numbers as an order. If you go there with a chinese national you're somewhat protected from the abuse, but they still glare at you.
Anyway the food is divine and they don't overcharge, and it's one of my favourite places to eat.
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It looks like a Pegasus or a stegosaurus
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Code dump for the curious?
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Bears actually respond really well to verbal threats and lyrical wizards like Dr Dre have successfully beaten off a bear by dropping a few dope rhymes in succession.
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There's a nice scene in Gangs of New York, where rival Fire teams would fight it out whilst robbing the houses they were "saving"
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Glad to hear you're in a better place. It does indeed take a while to know what is normal and what isn't
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I'm guessing he did everyone a favour there, heh
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What happened
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I think the spork through me off, but yep I get it now - thanks!
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I don't know if Italian Spiderman counts, but it's a decent take
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Given the same soundtrack, I'd think it was more of an homage than a direct rip
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Long you both laid in the sun's yellow stare
On the edge with eyes rolled back in
The waves were calling him
As he teetered on the edge
The waves were calling him
~ ISIS, The Beginning and the End
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Reminds me of an old Daredevil comic:
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Twos complement (invert the bits then add one), so its -15 days.
Otherwise 00000 and 10000 would paradoxically both equal 0 and make bitwise equality checks very difficult.
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There were a few instances of that in some of that later films, but I forget which because of how forgettable they all truly were.
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Yeah but cars have become increasingly more complex over the last 20 years. You basically need an EEPROM arduino kit these days just to get the fucking diagnostics out of the car, because someone decided that analog circuits were just too much bulk
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So... tensions now are higher than they've ever been, even at the height of the cold war? Is that a fair assessment on the situation?
It's a 2016 game. It has cutesy pixel graphics. That's literally all I know, but it has been spamming my frontpage for two weeks now, despite me not being subscribed to this community. Why now?
... and now for the resolution! I took all the suggestions from [Last Week's Comic](https://lemmy.ml/post/21209537) to heart and tried to come up with something that satisfied most of them: ::: spoiler **List of Idea Contributors:** | Author | Say | Malicious | Funny | Crash | Butt | Music | British | Romance | Beer | | ----------------------------- | ----------- | --------- | ----- | -------- | ---- | ------ | ------- | ------- | ---- | | [@T00l_shed@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/T00l_shed) | X | | X | | | | | | | | [@limelight79@lemm.ee](https://lemm.ee/u/limelight79) | X | X | | | | | | | | | [@RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee](https://lemm.ee/u/RagingHungryPanda) | X | | | | | | | | | | [@TOModera@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/TOModera) | | | X | Hay | | | | | | | [@wabafee@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/wabafee) | | X | | X | | | | | | | [@GuyDudeman@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/GuyDudeman) | | X | X | | | | | | X | | [@fpslem@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/fpslem) | X | | | | X | | | | | | [@superkret@feddit.org](https://feddit.org/u/superkret) | X | | | | X | | | | | | [@pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.ca](https://lemmy.ca/u/pulverizedcoccyx) | X | | | | X | | | | | | [@odd@feddit.org](https://feddit.org/u/odd) | Hospital | | | Hospital | | | | | | | [@Deestan@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/Deestan) | | | | | | Lawyer | | | | | [@hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl](https://feddit.nl/u/hsdkfr734r) | | | | | | | X | | | | [@Venat0r@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/Venat0r) | | | | | | | X | | | | [@richardisaguy@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/richardisaguy) | | | | | | | | X | | | [@Maultasche@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/Maultasche) | | | | | | | | X | | | [@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today](https://lemmy.today/u/ouRKaoS) | | | | | | Sexy | | | | | [@Samsy@lemmy.ml](https://lemmy.ml/u/Samsy) | | | | | | X | | | | | [@RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee](https://lemm.ee/u/RagingHungryPanda) | | | | | | | | | X | | [@Boozilla@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/Boozilla) | Grey Poupon | | | | | | | | | | [@TheFriar@lemm.ee](https://lemm.ee/u/TheFriar) | Friendly | | | | | | | | | | [@absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz](https://lemmy.nz/u/absGeekNZ) | Race | | | | | | | | | | [@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works](https://sh.itjust.works/u/andrew_bidlaw) | | | | | | X | | | | | [@bigboismith@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/bigboismith) | Penis | | | | | | | | | | [@x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com](https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/x00za) | Existential | | | | | | | | | | [@Ignotum@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/Ignotum) | Existential | | | | | | | | | ::: ***** New premise out in a few days!
Any recommendations for low-impact tools I can use to better understand the activity of expired processes?
You decide what happens next. Outcome dependent on two factors: how much I like the answer, and how many votes it got. Updates weekly.
I've moved back to my country of birth and Taco Bell seems to be a thing here now. I've tried the quesadillas and the crunch supreme and it's been... life changing. What else should I be trying? ******* Edit: Recommendations so Far | Item | Type | # | Users | Variants | |------------------------+------------+---+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Burrito | Burrito | 9 | EstraDoll, NineMileTower, whotookkarl, ZombiFrancis, Makhno, ashok36, CalcProgrammer1, Zahille7, nullboi | 5 layer / Crunchy / Supreme / Cantina Chicken / Bean & Rice / Cheesy / Grilled cheese / with steak / Beefy | | Gordita | Gordita | 1 | PrincessLeiasCat | | | Chalupa | Chalupa | 7 | Tehhund, JusticeForPorygon, ducklingone, roux, Mesa, zod000, some_guy | deep fried Gordita / supreme beef | | Cinnamon twists! | Dessert | 1 | Leeks | | | Baja Blast | Drink | 4 | acetanilide, Shiggles, NineMileTower, Zahille7 | | | Chicken flatbread melt | Flatbread | 1 | CalcProgrammer1 | | | Fries | Fries | 3 | roux, Lettuce eat lettuce, HubertManne | Nacho / potatoes? | | Value menu Hero | Menu | 1 | EstraDoll | | | Breakfast Menu | Menu | 3 | Florn, TheRealKuni, HubertManne | | | Mexican Pizza | Pizza | 2 | ducklingone, ouRKaoS | | | Quesadillas | Quesadilla | 6 | acetanilide, Shiggles, CalcProgrammer1, propter_hog, PrincessLeiasCat, whotookkarl | Cantina Chicken | | Sauce | Sauce | 6 | AquaTofana, Tehhund, CalcProgrammer1, anon6789, ashok36, ouRKaoS | Diablo / Fire / Green | | Soft tacos | Taco | 4 | Kit, Tehhund, ZombiFrancis, whotookkarl | Basic beef / Potato | | Tacos | Taco | 2 | PmMeFrogMemes, fluxion | Double-decker / Doritos locos / | | Cheesy Gordita Crunch | Taco | 4 | PmMeFrogMemes, databender, NineMileTower, teawrecks | | | Crunch Wrap Supreme | Wrap | 8 | Lettuce eat lettuce, CalcProgrammer1, NineMileTower, queermunist, AquaTofana, ZombiFrancis, anon6789, HubertManne | Breakfast / black bean / Supreme | | Pintos and cheese | Side | 1 | PrincessLeiasCat | | #+TBLFM: $3='(length (string-split $4 ","))
For years, this site served millions diligently, but was taken down today by DMCA
Ours plays the 1979 hit [*Music Box Dancer*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_Box_Dancer) which is weird because it's definitely not public domain. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=GoQzA8NTuLA
I can imagine Gus joining the army depending on his relationship with his dad.
I've started reading Jumper by NameDoesNotMatter. I would like to formally apologise about all the harsh things I've ever spoken about that film. Fine, the cast is unlikeable and the action scenes are just fisticuffs in the air, but my god, in comparison to the teenage dreck that is the book, it's a masterpiece. At least they tried to build a credible back story for the main character. In the book, he literally thinks everyone is out to sexually assault him (and somehow they seem to), he solves his problems by throwing money at it, instead of any actual creativity, and the author desperately tries to portray him as a mature-for-his-age adult, despite the fact that his first reaction to *anything* is crying followed by petty revenge. I'm just flicking through the pages, pausing at any plot bits, and then flicking on.
Lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPoW19TUfg8 Please, sir, tell me why there's no black **Superman**, **KKK** **kryptonite**? "**God** only makes **Caucasian** **super-heroes**." Please, sir, tell me why we stick **a man on the moon** when life on earth's so cheap? "Son we gotta do our bit for the world **trade deficit**." Please, sir Please, sir Tell me why If **"God is love,"** I'm so **dysfunctional** Please, sir, tell me why there's so much **vagrancy** "**Layabouts** get a job." - Well, there's an opening for a **part-time** **Unabomber** Please, sir, tell me why my life's so **pitiful** but "**the future's so bright.**" Well, I'd look ahead but it **burns my retinas** Please, sir Please, sir Tell me why If "God is love," I'm so dysfunctional
You can regularly sync your memories with your copies (either one way or both ways)
*There Are No Flowers in the Real World* by David Lapham https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Matrix_Comics