How far are you willing to fly?

I mean, you might head for a world where he staged a coup and then got reelected

The snowflakes can't take a joke and start their cancel culture again

Somewhat /s

I mean, I am definitely not diagnosed with either of these

Every year, fewer people starve, and more children live to adulthood

So, even if it feels pointless, do the little things that make the world better. The effects will only be noticeable when enough people join, but every step counts and has the chance to motivate others

Maybe the senator got some of the hints but assumed she was the one getting spanked

Being disappointed they have identical but not matching desires, she wanted to remove herself from the project

Der Ottifant kommt gut

I just know dougdoug hates Jake from State Farm, and the enemy of my enemy is something

#wehatedougdoug

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The two rice corns start to play a smaller game of chess against each other

Gestern Nacht habe ich den einen Bus knapp verpasst und der andere ist einfach nicht gekommen

An sich nicht schlimm aber die App hat mir nicht gesagt dass der nächste Bus ausfällt. Hätte ich es gewusst wäre ich in den 40 Minuten einfach nach Hause gelaufen

Generell habe ich aber ein sehr schönes Wochenende mit einem Spiele- und einem Filmabend gehabt

Sonst überlege ich ob weniger Freizeitaltivitäten um den Stress in der Arbeit auszugleichen gerade für mich die richtige Strategie ist. Aber es fehlt doch häufiger die Energie.

Viel Spaß im Garten. Ich finde das verbindet immer sehr schön körperliche und kreative Arbeit

Believe us, kid!

We had sex before marriage, and it ruined our lives!

Monopoly!

Da gibt es immer jemand der sich freut wie Schmitz Katze wenn die Person erzählen darf, dass es als Kapitalismuskritik gedacht war

England is in the football (soccer) semifinals of the eu cup, with good chances to make it to the finals (and lose there)

Edit spelling Edit2 told ya

Positive Nachrichten werden weniger verbreitet und es gibt genügend Gruppen die ein Interesse daran haben die Angst vor Geflüchteten zu schüren

The second one gets blown really out of proportion

He was told a list of people and was asked if any of them would convince him to step down

If he said yes to any of them it would mean he trusts their judgement more than his own which would be a terrible look for a president so he basically said there is nobody who shapes my decision besides myself and God (because you need christian voters)

I mean, it is a document for republican officials and the likes

They correctly assume their voters are not going to read it or won't care enough to think about the implications

Ich habe ne Sekunde gebraucht aber dann tat der weh...

Plot twist: they checked that nobody is called Frank Johnson and made the announcement so that the guests would feel better about themselves

I might not be happy or successful, but at least I saw a funny picture on the internet today