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If the next Life Is Strange game does not allow me to have max be adorable about Chloe for at least half the game I will commit acts of international terrorism
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    RyanGosling
    1mo ago 100%

    All because Chloe’s dad was a meathead conservative even though he ends up being a hero lol. I don’t even understand the contempt for it because rebellious daughter and distant conservative father has been a media trope since the dawn of popular culture. Why hate now? Because two girls kiss each other instead of kissing some biker outcast bad boy?

    Not to mention the story literally revolves around an innocent Christian girl being abused by an elitist, pretentious hipster teacher and his minions. Like god damn, it checks all the boxes for what conservatives find compelling. It’s literally just hipster lesbian True Detective, yet they hated it for being woke. I don’t understand at all.

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  • Shoehorning “AI” into your name for a gun is ![chefs-kiss](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F82365864-94da-46a6-acf9-c38da1519c3d.png "emoji chefs-kiss")

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    Why do so many businesses prefer phone calls to emails?
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    RyanGosling
    1mo ago 100%

    With small businesses, no one wants to hire someone to stand around checking the computer. Plus most people are terrible at writing emails.

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  • Average interaction on .world
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    RyanGosling
    1mo ago 100%

    Have these people ever considered that Russia is simply looking at the west and saying “huh, so we can just do that and nothing happens to us? Don’t mind if I do.” The US doesn’t get to proclaim to be leader of the world then also be absolved of influencing other countries to be like you in all aspects. If Putin is Putler, then how is it any different than Nazi Germany being influenced by the US?

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  • People can subconsciously detect the lack of a soul
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    RyanGosling
    1mo ago 90%

    Most humanities are glorified and expensive high school classes. I had to pay over $1000 to take a class on how to write fucking emails. Most of the decent humanities classes are upper level while the general ones are dogshit scams. They’re all online nonsense too. If i wanted to read articles and watch videos I would do that for free without getting graded.

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  • People can subconsciously detect the lack of a soul
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    RyanGosling
    1mo ago 100%

    giddy about defense companies

    giddy about Elon Musk

    giddy about cryptocurrency

    giddy about AI

    giddy about anime

    if social, only goes to raves for past time

    if socially inept, only plays nintendo and PC games for past time

    looks down on non STEM major

    but places himself on the same pedestal as engineers, mathematicians, scientists

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  • > RedSun1917 just said tha- ![ligma-1](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fe5cfbee8-5191-4a4b-bdaa-c9266afa8982.png "emoji ligma-1")![ligma-2](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fc057f2b5-ac2f-4bc1-ac9f-f0e243c2bd5a.png "emoji ligma-2") > Did you see what Hasan did on st- ![ligma-1](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fe5cfbee8-5191-4a4b-bdaa-c9266afa8982.png "emoji ligma-1")![ligma-2](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fc057f2b5-ac2f-4bc1-ac9f-f0e243c2bd5a.png "emoji ligma-2") > @CumBike just made a thread calling out twitch.tv/assDemocracy on- ![ligma-1](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fe5cfbee8-5191-4a4b-bdaa-c9266afa8982.png "emoji ligma-1")![ligma-2](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fc057f2b5-ac2f-4bc1-ac9f-f0e243c2bd5a.png "emoji ligma-2") > Hasan is a kajillio- ![ligma-1](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fe5cfbee8-5191-4a4b-bdaa-c9266afa8982.png "emoji ligma-1")![ligma-2](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fc057f2b5-ac2f-4bc1-ac9f-f0e243c2bd5a.png "emoji ligma-2") > b-b-b-but m-muh pipeline!!! ![ligma-1](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fe5cfbee8-5191-4a4b-bdaa-c9266afa8982.png "emoji ligma-1")![ligma-2](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fc057f2b5-ac2f-4bc1-ac9f-f0e243c2bd5a.png "emoji ligma-2")

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    food
    food 1mo ago
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    is it just me or are steaks a meme?
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    RyanGosling
    1mo ago 100%

    To me it doesn’t matter whether it’s pure or whatever because I finish it within 5 minutes and it all tastes the same

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    food 1mo ago
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    is it just me or are steaks a meme?
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    RyanGosling
    1mo ago 100%

    first of all, why do I have to tell the chef how to make the steak? "medium rare"? "well done"? those are words made up by wizards or something.

    This isn’t used exclusively with steak nor is it any different than the words “saute” and “stir fried”

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  • Libyan Dictator Colonel Jaloppi nukes the US and turns it into an open air slave market

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    chapotraphouse
    chapotraphouse RyanGosling 2mo ago 100%
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    Maturity is listening to the entire introduction of Your Kickstarter Sucks episodes and laughing like a maniac over cum jokes told by 40 year old men

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    I’ve seen a couple advertising roofing, one advertising a dentistry, one advertising solar panels. Employees probably haven’r gotten a raise in years. Really genius brains in charge of society.

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    Funniest part ![](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F8e3de4d4-627b-40c8-8a9e-ae596df620dd.jpeg) Freethinking intellectuals: “We don’t care about the stupid so called ‘experts’ providing their woke accreditation standards to our work! But we really care about you being employed!” Also freethinking intellectuals: ![](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Ffb3e3516-fe8a-4b93-bf63-398cc7df3042.png) I really like how conservatives complain about liberals/leftists wasting money on underwater lesbian basketweaving studies, but then turn around and waste their money on a bunch of useless sociology shit like this as well

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