I fucking love it

DE is such a goldmine for references

The logical conclusion is that we should kill every single human so we're sure that every single billionaire is dead

Meanwhile g**mers having a mental breakdown when they didn't win the treat

It's not an alliance at this point, Isn'treal is just a satellite state

The physics of light thing is handled by the engine so unless they're making one from scratch (which no one does given that in-house engines are shared across teams) it's not a time sink for the studio

Unique assets are a bigger problem yes

Bug fixing when the game has a poorly defined scope is a big one too

In typical metalhead fashion I tend to pick whatever has a dark magic aesthetic, like Necromancers and Warlocks

Don't let them anywhere near an icepick

Can confirm, I'm so frustrated trying to boil water on a gad stove because I'm used to how fast it is with induction

Volcel police officers losing their jobs

Same in French!

but they never ask why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why neither is willing to prevent it from being used.

Utilitarianism and its consequences

Basebolsheviks

The coopting of revolutionary aesthetic is truly boundless

Only a matter of time before a silicon valley CEO quotes Mao

Pretty sure they're not even opposition when the blue team has the house

Oh okay I understand! I still make typos on touchscreens all the time after years using them. I just got used to double checking to correct them. Too young to have ever owned a physical keyboard phone but I totally see why people miss them

Far from unrealistic imo, that might happen at some point in the century

"Noooo not like this"

Comrade you might need to take a break from the posting spree

You've made three typos in this one